It has been decided.

[ltgmars]

I'm going to go back to the good ol' days of writing fairly regular LJ entries. I used to write 'em once or twice a day, and I'm impressed that a lot of you beautiful people are actually able to have some semblance of nigh-daily entries. I think that what sets me apart from you is that 1) I can't seem to write about daily life in an interesting way like you guys can, and 2) I'm a lazy bum.


The second point aside (conquering that hurdle is a lifelong process), this whole "regular entries" thing might be doable. In fact, I know just how to do it -- by taking after some of the greatest minds in the world: Japanese idols.

Clearly there are a few standards that need to be upheld. Most blog posts by Japanese idols seem to include silly pictures, pictures of food, pictures with other celebrities, adorable pictures of pets, or what I like to consider "emo MySpace self-pictures". Typically, explaining the picture and the circumstances behind the picture will take up most of the post. I'll also want to have a lot of emoticons and "lol"s, since those come standard. ～（＾０＾）ｂ（笑）

Once I've mastered the technical necessities, I'm going to move onto writing style. Now, there are several drastically different models to choose from.

1. The Saito Takumi model, which I've always found extremely poetic and pretty and crap, is quite elegant and contemplative. I don't know if I have the mental capacity to pull it off.
2. The Kamakari Kenta model involves lots of spaces between lines, which often consist of two or fewer sentences. Yanagi Koutarou and Takigawa Eiji seem to be of the same mind.
3. The Kimeru model is categorized. 'nuf said.

Nonetheless, my favorite, and certainly the most effective in making an eye-popping and interesting statement when describing my mundane goings-on, is the Miyano Mamoru model.

So from now on, my posts will be something like this:

HIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII EVERYONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE~~~~~~~♪♪♪♪♪
Heyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!☆☆☆☆☆
Today...........
I--
I folded my laundryyyyyyy...................!!
So...
Um...
Yeahhhhhhhhhhhhh~~~~~~~~~~~~~ lol
And then!
I ran into my old friend WTFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF.
Really???????
Just a little surprised...
But we had a great time~~~~~~~!
And we ate lots of food~~~~~~~!
One...
Two...
Three!
It was...
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!!!!! :D
Until next time.


So...
Everyone...
Look forward to my shiny new LJ posts!!!!!!!!!!!! :D :D :D :D :D

(Just poking fun. I love these boys to bits.)

Comments

[amamiyarin.livejournal.com]

*ROFL*

I don't suggest the 'post one-liner with a huuuuge picture of myself. Several times a day.' model, though. *points at Seto Kouji*

[ltgmars.livejournal.com]

I dunno. I can't blame Seto for posting like that. If I were that beautiful, I'd probably do the same. Freaking pretty boys. ><

[sexyturtle.livejournal.com]

☆☆☆☆☆Peace and Love!!!!☆☆☆☆☆

[ltgmars.livejournal.com]

I haven't heard that in FOREVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥

[imfaltering.livejournal.com]

LMAO, brilliant.

[ltgmars.livejournal.com]

I think it'd at least be a little fun to try and write like that for a few posts, but I don't know if my brain would be able to handle it. It was honestly really difficult. XD

[blackwine.livejournal.com]

@________________@

Are you okay? D:

[ltgmars.livejournal.com]

XDDDDDDDDDD

[blackwine.livejournal.com]

xD I'll take that as a "okay? WHAT'S THAT?" In other words, yeah. XD

[goshenite.livejournal.com]

OMG AWESOME!!! ☆☆

Just so you know....

THAT WOULD BE


FANTASTIC!

[ltgmars.livejournal.com]

I









KNOW RIGHT.