inez, my affection for you is so great, please allow me to indulge in one of my world famous anecdotes to friends. yes, famous the world over. i don't usually do this for my online friends, so please cherish it. :>
i love going into work, and then being told "we don't need you today :)". so i went to the mall, to pick up a schoolbag for summer (finally settled on a keroppi bag. KEROPPI CHO KAWAII NAAAA) and i bought a piece of naan (traditional indian flatbread, you probably know it) and a take-away container of hummus.
got home at 6:00pm and immediately began to eat the naan and hummus. halfway through, the piece of naan is discarded, and scooping hummus up with finger commences. three quarters of the container later, horrified realization dawns on the depravity of the situation. walk of shame to the refrigerator to put hummus away. hummus will make a reappearance right before bedtime, most likely.
. . . i hope you enjoyed it. yes, even when spoken, the anecdotes are italicized.
now. SUJU SUJU SUJU. grace is correct. we were all horrified by the fat ones (two! there's two, i tells ya! kangin and shindong. the latter has a tragically fat name, even). kidding aside, sizeism is a huge problem in korean, and i think indeed most other people were at least shocked at their size. i love shindong, in any case. also: see icon. that's shiwon, my favourite member, and a fundamentalist christian. he is constantly on about jesus - almost like a caricature, although unaware of his own silliness. i am convinced he's dating the chinese member, hangeng. yes, mine is a special kind of illness.
oh yes. more shinee will be had, very soon. i am expected to be blown (away) by the boys for their comeback. for now, look upon my one and only actual crush on a man, jinki (stage name: onew. commonly called: dubu - yes, because he is bland and spicy). he tells jokes that are so heartrendingly awful and awkward, a term has been coined for it: onew condition. it's the feeling immediately after a particularly uncomfortable joke is made, or the atmosphere that follows general uncoolness.
grace is right. and also very cool for liking 2PM ("cool" is used very loosely here). what time is it? it's 2PM, baby! T W O P M, tha hottest time a' tha day! that line is completely serious, and you will respect it. but you can make fun of 2AM's: 2AM, the time of wake and not sleep.
D: yeah. yeah. 2AM has jokwon, though, who is practically openly gay. ask grace, she knows. i won't even go there. i'll let you discover it yourself. thank me later.
nichkhun (right) and delicious chansung (left).
okay. srsbzns in the next comment (I CAN'T STOP TALKING, SORRY! it's the hummus).
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Date: 2009-05-10 23:31 (UTC)i love going into work, and then being told "we don't need you today :)". so i went to the mall, to pick up a schoolbag for summer (finally settled on a keroppi bag. KEROPPI CHO KAWAII NAAAA) and i bought a piece of naan (traditional indian flatbread, you probably know it) and a take-away container of hummus.
got home at 6:00pm and immediately began to eat the naan and hummus. halfway through, the piece of naan is discarded, and scooping hummus up with finger commences. three quarters of the container later, horrified realization dawns on the depravity of the situation. walk of shame to the refrigerator to put hummus away. hummus will make a reappearance right before bedtime, most likely.
. . . i hope you enjoyed it. yes, even when spoken, the anecdotes are italicized.
now. SUJU SUJU SUJU. grace is correct. we were all horrified by the fat ones (two! there's two, i tells ya! kangin and shindong. the latter has a tragically fat name, even). kidding aside, sizeism is a huge problem in korean, and i think indeed most other people were at least shocked at their size. i love shindong, in any case. also: see icon. that's shiwon, my favourite member, and a fundamentalist christian. he is constantly on about jesus - almost like a caricature, although unaware of his own silliness. i am convinced he's dating the chinese member, hangeng. yes, mine is a special kind of illness.
oh yes. more shinee will be had, very soon. i am expected to be blown (away) by the boys for their comeback. for now, look upon my one and only actual crush on a man, jinki (stage name: onew. commonly called: dubu - yes, because he is bland and spicy). he tells jokes that are so heartrendingly awful and awkward, a term has been coined for it: onew condition. it's the feeling immediately after a particularly uncomfortable joke is made, or the atmosphere that follows general uncoolness.
grace is right. and also very cool for liking 2PM ("cool" is used very loosely here). what time is it? it's 2PM, baby! T W O P M, tha hottest time a' tha day! that line is completely serious, and you will respect it. but you can make fun of 2AM's: 2AM, the time of wake and not sleep.
D: yeah. yeah. 2AM has jokwon, though, who is practically openly gay. ask grace, she knows. i won't even go there. i'll let you discover it yourself. thank me later.
nichkhun (right) and delicious chansung (left).
okay. srsbzns in the next comment (I CAN'T STOP TALKING, SORRY! it's the hummus).