gorgeous day: reredefined

do i just post my aim comments here? well, you already know what i said. i'm sure the rest of your flist doesn't care.

but ahhhhh ♥ you ordered it and used it and gave it a review and then called all the naysayers pussies and i'm so incredibly impressed right now. also wtf why did people say it hurt their teeth? it's supposed to be ~complete~ and i'm pretty sure that includes sensitivity. or maybe sensitive teeth shouldn't use this because it's so powerful. POWERFUL. yeah. we'll go with that.

and it's okay if you give it low stars. your face said "three" but your heart said "four and a half", so i understand.

ALSO LOL I WENT TO CHOOSE AN ICON AND REALIZED I WROTE THIS ON JUN'S ACCOUNT AHAHAHA

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OH MY GOD, MY BIGGEST SQUICK IN THE WORLD IS SEEING/ HEARING PEOPLE BRUSH THEIR TEETH

GAG GAG GAG GAG

(shaking and crying)

to make up for that, i demand you make an olog of you doing your very best british accent

(not to inez' flist: her very best british accent is ghastly)

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Ah, maybe that's what they said. That it was, like, ~*~tearing up their mouths~*~ or something. I don't even know. It made me sad, and I was all wibbly like, "What if it tears up my mouth??" But as far as I can tell, your mouth works fine (ayukyuk I just called you a loud-mouth, see) and I've done some pretty terrible things to my mouth/teeth, so it was worth a shot.

I'll give it a four for now. Maybe to fully appreciate it, I have to use it at night and then wake up in the morning all

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OMG OMG OMG I HATE YOU

Ahahaha I was thinking about that the other day -- that time we were at the beach and you were like "British accent!" and I was like "ohh yes see, roit ovah theyahh..." Hahahaha, good times. Too bad we aren't friends anymore. :|

Also, why is teeth-brushing a squick? Just curious~

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ahaha what? because of the little grainy bits? have these people never brushed with baking soda before? though i would've been very sad if it tore up your mouth because my mouth is pretty sensitive but obviously this does not bother me. but like, i'm imagining a bloodbath in the sink. it sounds AWFUL.

of course that's what you have to do! IT IS NIGHT TOOTHPASTE INEZ PLEASE USE IT AS DIRECTED.

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Ew, I know people who brush their teeth with straight baking soda. It seemed kind of gross to me. D: And thanks, thanks for that image.

IT SAYS IT'S GREAT FOR DAY AND NIGHT RIGHT THERE ON THE ~~BOTTLE~~ -- dammit -- TUBE. Now unless that's false advertising, I did use it as directed. I'll try again tonight and see what happens.

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haha, yes! that was amazing. i will always have great memories of clearwater beach with you; ken hirai, being mistaken for puerto ricans, bad british accents, and gelato. success!

and . . . ugh just everything about it. i'm surprised you don't know this - but i don't think you've ever tried to pull that "imma brush my teeth right here" bullshit. ugh, just . . . things i do not like:

- saliva
- mint (the taste, the smell)
- hearing spit-type noises UGH UGH

D: D:

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lol semicolon abuse on my part as usual

IDC

(but you have made me feel very self-concious about it and i always think twice before using them [when i'm not drunk, like right now])

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we did that when i was a kid. well, first it was the bubblegum stuff, then it was aquafresh, then it was baking soda.

then it was arm and hammer toothpaste, which is pretty much the same thing but stickier. eugh.

ALSO I LOOKED AT MY TUBE AND YOU ARE WRONG. or my tube is older than yours, which is very likely. but still. i mean, i use it all the time. it's lovely!

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I want to go back to the bubblegum stuff. I don't think they make it for adults, though. ._.

Oh, well, it says it on the box, then. I read it somewhere and was all ":o!" with surprise, because the name does not suggest appropriate-for-all-weather teeth-brushing.

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ew ew what that's awful. the bubblegum stuff was TERRIBLE. my favorite childhood dental hygiene product was bubblegum act, though. the kind where you'd squeeze the bottle and the top would fill up with just the right amount of mouthwash for tiny kid mouths. awww cute.

it's a versatile toothpaste! i'm glad they're advertising it for all times of day, though - maybe it'll be easier to find if people don't think it's a ~specialty~ product.

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But it tastes so good! Also, tiny kid mouths are not that cute. They're just not. ._.

It's so hard to find regularly, though! I wonder why. Probably because it ~*~tears up people's mouths~*~.

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oh also i like your earrings! i was too grossed out and forgot to mention them before.

hotdog, you know i have plenty of drank. i am just restraintful. (?? word?)

p.s. do you like my new jumper? DO YOU i bought it with you in mind (b/c it's tacky)

p.p.s. may i change my olog request! i now want you to do some martin freeman faces for me :D :D :D

sample:

and this is not only fucking adorable and you'll love it and it's only 11 minutes long so you better watch it this weekend, BUT it is good for your research, because he makes ~*~classic martin freeman faces~*~ (apparently!) throughout:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UBJ2nS7jfyE

you make similar faces anyway (perhaps only around me, you do get ~*~ever so exasperated~*~)

in return i will do the jigglypuff thing for you (i know you miss it). not only the "HAY GUISE WHATS THAYT?!" but also my rendition of her jiggly song.

:D?

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(creeps in)

tiny kid mouths. awww cute.

chele, i am phoning the police. it is for your own good.

edit: oops typo. 'tony'. that sounds even worse.

Edited Date: 2010-10-01 23:10 (UTC)

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the mouthwash container was cute! kid mouths are weird and full of white chiclets.

also i am sad that you didn't use "tearin' up my heart" and then say "mouth" every time. though that's nsync, so i guess the point is moot.

ALSO i'm so pleased at the amount of jun icons you have. you've come so far in six months, ma'am.

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Fine, fine. I don't have to speak, right? Just make faces.

AHAHAHA OH MAN THE JIGGLYPUFF VIDEO. I just rewatched it, and it's still so classic. Ahahahaha that was fun.

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ugh i was totally going to comment on the "tony" too. welp, you've ruined my fun. i hope you're happy :(

also... fair enough. good luck getting the japanese police to understand. this is the land of shotacon, after all.

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I TAKE IT YOU DON'T LIKE MY JUMPER.

maaaartiiiiiiin

what are we going on about

OH MY GOD!!!!! YOU KNOW MY NEW BAG?? BONNIE HAS BEEN EATING THE RIBBONS OFF IT!! HOLY SHIT I AM ENRAGED RN

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You know what's sad? I kept typing and then taking back "tearin' up my mouth" precisely because it's NSYNC and not on theme.

I only have three Jun icons! One I stole from

notmarvelous. But unf, he's so pretty. It's annoying.

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Have I even seen your jumper? D: You posted about your swanky 80s sweater. Is that the same thing? Were they called jumpers back then? My concept of jumper is different from yours. ._.

Aw, poor Bonnie. She just wants friends to play with~

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whatever three is a lot. i have five jun icons. and two nino ones. idek how that happened.

ahaha also you say that like i don't know where that one icon came from. that ~lovingly rendered~ icon. it IS supercute, though. WAIT WAIT have you seen his tissue/face wipe/whatever the hell they're actually calling them cms? or at least a better version of the print ad than the one i posted? UGH BEAUTIFUL. disgustingly beautiful, that man is.

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chele why are you so homophobic

lolicon is a much bigger problem

also, keep reminding me about the poster; i have just been so frazzled. if you still want it, that is. jst ask inez, i never remember to anything :'( ♥ (its all the drinking probably)

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her poo is gonna be rainbow threaded through

i hope it hurts. little cunt.

and jumper = british for sweater. comeon, i'm hot, dog, you need to catch up.

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