After 17 years of living in these United States...

"Hey, do you know what a redneck is?"
"Yeah..."
"It's a person who gets all red from the neck up when he gets mad, right?"
Uhh, no...
"Well, anyway, Racquel was sending me funny pictures of 'rednecks'."
"Uh-huh..."
"They were funny. You know the game horseshoes?"
"Yeah?"
"Well, the rednecks in the picture were playing with... what's that called?"
"Uh?"
"The... the pot we pee in."
"..."
"You know...!"
A peepot? "... What?!"
"Ugh! You know! You sit on it and you pee!"
"A toilet?"
"Yeah, that's it! The rednecks were playing horseshoes with a toilet."
I'd like to see that one...
"Haha, rednecks seem clever. It's a nice word for people, isn't it?"
*gives up*

Ahh, my mommy's so silly sometimes... And don't fret, children, she can usually come up with the word "toilet" when she tries hard enough.

( Cute meme... )