I feel dysfunctional...

[ltgmars]

Happy little health/bodily function-related tidbit. Sorta gross, but have fun.

I had to pee, like, three times in the last ten minutes. And it wasn't even like having to go "tinkle". It was full-out expulsion of bodily waste. Thrice. I mean, this isn't natural. I'm thinking that stress has caused me to have weird bladder-related problems (stress = emphasized Lupus-related symptoms = me losing lots of hair; I wouldn't be surprised if stress caused other dysfunctions), or I'm regaining the Eberhart Complex - I had to go to the bathroom so often when I went to Camp Eberhart... like, twice per period, and considering my third and fourth periods were Windsurfing and Astronomy, I got really good at scampering across the grounds to get to the main bathroom.

Man, I miss Camp Eberhart. The CIT hunts were t3h p00.

Yes, I'm sure everyone enjoyed that bit of information. I've been having weird/gross things happen to me lately. Like today, Ilse was going to waste precious gum, so I chewed on it myself (I washed it off, thank you very much). I blame Ilse for my regression to the "What is that slimy thing on the floor? Is it edible?" stage.

Comments

[fiore777.livejournal.com]

too much information about your bladder XD

Poo!

[la-vie-boheme7.livejournal.com]

Oh, I love Eberhart. That's where I learned the "Stan, Stan, the lavatory man" song. He "scoops up the poopies in his little tin can." In his poo-bucket. Ha! Which goes along with the whole "bodily function" thing. And there is no need for one to be ashamed to share that one has a wedgie. Sharing is caring.