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ltgmarsI'm pretty sure Alan would pwn this one.
[x] Are you asian in the first place?
[x] Were you born in an asian country?
[ ] Do YoU tYpE lIkE tHiS aLoT?
[x] Do you eat rice almost every single day?
[x] Can you use chopsticks?
[ ] Have you taken chinese/korean/etc school as a kid?
[x] Can you speak an asian language? (ish)
[ ] Do you spike(guys)/highlight(girls) your hair?
[x] Do you have an "azn crew"?
[x] Do you get at least a 3.0 gpa?
Total: 7
[ ] Are you or were you once a fob?
[x] Have you designed a website before?
[ ] Do you know the song "got rice?"
[x] Have you dated/want to date Asian girls/boys?
[ ] Do your sns/email have the words: AzN, gurl, boy, sweet, cute, hot, dragon, babe, angel, lil, princess, Xx...xX, oO..,Oo, etc?
[ ] Is your last name Park, lee, chang, wang, wong, kim, chow, or yu?
[x] Do you take off your shoes before entering someone's house?
[ ] You have both an asian and an english name
[x] Do you watch/ read anime?
[ ] Do you listen to techno?
Total: 4
[x] Do you listen to asian music?
[x] Have you watched asian movies?
[ ] Can you rave?
[ ] Do you drink pearl milk tea or bubble tea?
[ ] Do you play counterstrike, starcraft, warcraft, diablo, etc?
[x] Are you a master at DDR?
[x] Do you play the violin/piano?
[ ] Do your parents beat you if you get bad grades?
[x] Are you going / taking any honors/ AP classes?
[x] Do you/your parents drive an asian made car? (I think...)
Total: 6
[ ] Are you a very good artist?
[ ] Do you speak your asian language w/ your friends?
[ ] Do your relatives own a restaurant/market in an azn community?
[x] Do you slurp soup?
[x] Have you visited your home country at least twice?
[ ] Does your house smell like incense once in awhile?
[x] Do you have/had glasses or braces?
[x] Do you like to read?
[x] Do you NOT have an allowance?
Total: 5
[x] Have you eaten dim sum/dumplings before?
[ ] Are your parents fobs?
[x] Do you have tons of cousins/siblings/uncles/aunts/etc?
[ ] Can you twirl a pencil between your fingers? (I'm still working on it)
[x] Have you ever solved a rubik's cube?
[x] Do you read manga?
[ ] Is the mall your hang out place?
[ ] Do you think you're short?
[x] Do you/your parents save ketchup packets/napkins/etc from restaurants for later use?
[x] Do you have AzN PrIdE?! (MaYbE?!?)
Total: 6
Now add up all your answers and multiply by 2. That's how Asian you are.
Total x 2 = 56
I'm going to sit down and write those anti-OTP fics today. Then I'm going to start my Hanakimi!ToriShishi fic. Just ToriShishi (because they'll be at an all girls' school, and I am not turning any characters into girls). No Ato, no Piyo, no Oshi... maybe Kabaji, but definitely not in that context.
Actually, the Hyoutei regulars are going to show up in the story, but none of them will be getting together with Ohtori or Shishido. EXCLUSIVITY, YAY. :O
[x] Are you asian in the first place?
[x] Were you born in an asian country?
[ ] Do YoU tYpE lIkE tHiS aLoT?
[x] Do you eat rice almost every single day?
[x] Can you use chopsticks?
[ ] Have you taken chinese/korean/etc school as a kid?
[x] Can you speak an asian language? (ish)
[ ] Do you spike(guys)/highlight(girls) your hair?
[x] Do you have an "azn crew"?
[x] Do you get at least a 3.0 gpa?
Total: 7
[ ] Are you or were you once a fob?
[x] Have you designed a website before?
[ ] Do you know the song "got rice?"
[x] Have you dated/want to date Asian girls/boys?
[ ] Do your sns/email have the words: AzN, gurl, boy, sweet, cute, hot, dragon, babe, angel, lil, princess, Xx...xX, oO..,Oo, etc?
[ ] Is your last name Park, lee, chang, wang, wong, kim, chow, or yu?
[x] Do you take off your shoes before entering someone's house?
[ ] You have both an asian and an english name
[x] Do you watch/ read anime?
[ ] Do you listen to techno?
Total: 4
[x] Do you listen to asian music?
[x] Have you watched asian movies?
[ ] Can you rave?
[ ] Do you drink pearl milk tea or bubble tea?
[ ] Do you play counterstrike, starcraft, warcraft, diablo, etc?
[x] Are you a master at DDR?
[x] Do you play the violin/piano?
[ ] Do your parents beat you if you get bad grades?
[x] Are you going / taking any honors/ AP classes?
[x] Do you/your parents drive an asian made car? (I think...)
Total: 6
[ ] Are you a very good artist?
[ ] Do you speak your asian language w/ your friends?
[ ] Do your relatives own a restaurant/market in an azn community?
[x] Do you slurp soup?
[x] Have you visited your home country at least twice?
[ ] Does your house smell like incense once in awhile?
[x] Do you have/had glasses or braces?
[x] Do you like to read?
[x] Do you NOT have an allowance?
Total: 5
[x] Have you eaten dim sum/dumplings before?
[ ] Are your parents fobs?
[x] Do you have tons of cousins/siblings/uncles/aunts/etc?
[ ] Can you twirl a pencil between your fingers? (I'm still working on it)
[x] Have you ever solved a rubik's cube?
[x] Do you read manga?
[ ] Is the mall your hang out place?
[ ] Do you think you're short?
[x] Do you/your parents save ketchup packets/napkins/etc from restaurants for later use?
[x] Do you have AzN PrIdE?! (MaYbE?!?)
Total: 6
Now add up all your answers and multiply by 2. That's how Asian you are.
Total x 2 = 56
I'm going to sit down and write those anti-OTP fics today. Then I'm going to start my Hanakimi!ToriShishi fic. Just ToriShishi (because they'll be at an all girls' school, and I am not turning any characters into girls). No Ato, no Piyo, no Oshi... maybe Kabaji, but definitely not in that context.
Actually, the Hyoutei regulars are going to show up in the story, but none of them will be getting together with Ohtori or Shishido. EXCLUSIVITY, YAY. :O
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Date: 2006-06-05 19:38 (UTC)That'll make a nice change. *smirk*
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Date: 2006-06-06 13:49 (UTC)