Hmm...

[ltgmars]

This is a cute one. Makes me feel all immoral and stuff.

Items marked with an 'X' are true... all others are not true.

(X) I NEVER HAVE BEEN DRUNK
(X) I NEVER SMOKED CIGARETTES
(X) I NEVER HAVE SMOKED POT
(X) I NEVER HAVE KISSED A MEMBER OF THE OPPOSITE SEX (I take it family doesn't count)
(X) I NEVER HAVE KISSED A MEMBER OF THE SAME SEX (ditto)
(X) I NEVER CRASHED A FRIEND'S CAR
(X) I NEVER BEEN TO JAPAN
(X) I NEVER RODE IN A TAXI
(X) I NEVER HAD ANAL SEX
(X) I NEVER HAVE BEEN IN LOVE (though I've said I've been in love before, I digress. I don't think teenagers are capable of love; deep mutual affection is certainly possible, but love?)
(X) I NEVER HAD SEX
(X) I NEVER HAVE HAD SEX IN PUBLIC
(X) I NEVER HAVE BEEN DUMPED
(X) I NEVER SHOPLIFTED
(X) I NEVER HAVE BEEN FIRED
(X) I NEVER BEEN IN A FIST FIGHT
(X) I NEVER HAD A THREESOME
(X) I NEVER SNUCK OUT OF MY PARENT'S HOUSE
(X) I NEVER BEEN TIED UP (SEXUALLY)
(X) I NEVER BEEN CAUGHT MASTURBATING
(X) I NEVER PISSED ON MYSELF
(X) I NEVER HAD SEX WITH A MEMBER OF THE SAME SEX
(X) I NEVER WAS ARRESTED
(X) I NEVER MADE OUT WITH A STRANGER
(X) I WAS NEVER IN AN ABUSIVE REALTIONSHIP
(_) I NEVER WAS HIT BY A MEMBER OF THE OPPOSITE SEX (Diki thwapped me in the stomach once)
(_) I NEVER STOLE SOMETHING FROM MY JOB (I always steal pencils from quartet practice)
(X) I NEVER CELEBRATED NEW YEARS IN TIME SQUARE
(X) I NEVER WENT ON A BLIND DATE
(_) I NEVER LIED TO A FRIEND
(X) I NEVER HAD A CRUSH ON A TEACHER
(X) I NEVER CELEBRATED MARDI-GRAS IN NEW ORLEANS
(X) I NEVER BEEN TO EUROPE
(_) I NEVER SKIPPED SCHOOL *cough-cough*
(X) I NEVER SLEPT WITH A CO-WORKER
(X) I NEVER CUT MYSELF ON PURPOSE
(X) I NEVER HAD SEX AT THE OFFICE
(X) I'VE NEVER BEEN ENGAGED
(X) I'VE NEVER BEEN MARRIED
(X) I'VE NEVER BEEN DIVORCED
(X) I NEVER HAD SEX WITH MORE THAN ONE PERSON WITHIN THE SAME WEEK
(X) I NEVER HAVE POSED NUDE
(X) I NEVER GOT SOMEONE DRUNK JUST TO HAVE SEX WITH THEM
(X) I NEVER DANCED NAKED ON A TABLE AT A PARTY
(X) I NEVER PLAYED A KISSING GAME
(X) I NEVER MADE A ROMANTIC MOVE ON A FRIEND
(X) I NEVER GAVE HEAD
(X) I NEVER SLEPT AT WORK
(_) I NEVER PLAYED AN INSTRUMENT
(X) I NEVER COOKED DINNER FOR SOMEONE
(X) I NEVER SKIPPED OUT OF WORK EARLY
(_) I NEVER LIED TO MY PARENTS

I might add that the part that makes me feel immoral is what other people have done.

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[jrkarsten.livejournal.com]

Well All Gorguse one, you should remember... this really should be kept quiot. *points to Boss-W*