ltgmars | [lovespam] Let me tell you about sublimeparadigm...

sublimeparadigm represents every denotative, connotative, era-set, and colloquial definition of the words bitchin', wicked, sick, twisted, and nasty, and she does it in the best way possible.

I first met

sublimeparadigm in a dark pub in Argentina. Our eyes met across the floor, and I was like "dayum", and she was like "dayum", and the smexin' was like dayum. It was magical. But I think she was dead-drunk at the time, so she probably doesn't remember it. I'll savor the memory forever, though.

Years later, I found her on livejournal and friended her because she wrote that pretty, pretty SP fanfic, All Things Signified, that I adore so very much. The first thing I did when I friended her, though, was realize that her username was the coolest thing ever. Because "paradigm" > you.

So thinking back on the first (second) time I met her always reminds me of

The Big O

which reminds me of

Batman

which reminds me of

Superman

which reminds me of

loose-tie!megane!Ichigo

which is basically a combination of two of my favorite fetishes and one of my favorite characters.

In short,

sublimeparadigm is the embodiment of everything I find orgasmic. II TENSHON DA! (^0^)b

But that's not all! Your order of

sublimeparadigm comes with attachable parts like

- her crazy-funny sense of humor. She's always very ready and willing to spam the world with her laugh-out-loud, usually-NWS-but-we-look-anyway antics.

- her ability to make everyone feel at home. She's friendly and really easy to get along with, and she's just a wonderful person to have on the f-list. ♥

- her talents. She's a fantastic writer, yeah?

- her love for IchiIshi. And the way she makes other people love it, too. Oh, and IsshinxIshida, yeah, that was cute.

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Sure, there are lots of things that cross my mind when I think of her, but there's only one image in my head that clearly represents the all-encompassing greatness of