just another day on the job

[ltgmars]

I complain about my job sometimes, even though it's probably one of the easiest jobs out there. It's just that I can't stand sitting here with nothing to do (between running bitch errands for the masses), completely bored out of my mind, feeling my skull slowly implode.

But every once in a while, something interesting happens.

We got a box of dry ice delivered to us today. It doesn't belong to us. The box is falling apart, and mist is spreading all over the front of the office.

The secretaries are panickedly calling around. Why?

They're hypothesizing that there are dead body parts in the box.

The box is addressed to CSE, but they knew nothing about it and told us to call Aero. Aero doesn't really know anything about it either, but I think Mech is coming to pick it up. But for now, there sits a delivery from some hospital, a misting box that may or may not contain severed limbs.

Yes, exciting days.

Comments

[eternitat.livejournal.com]

Hehe, dead body parts.

[ltgmars.livejournal.com]

We do strange things in the Midwest. :D

Actually, it ended up being a leg bone of a 26-year-old male who died in a car crash. They're doing research on osteoporosis and somesuch, so they needed a healthy bone to compare to all of the frail, brittle (female) bones.

One of the (younger) secretaries was hoping that it'd be a bag of eyeballs. But that'd just be weird. XD

[crayonsun.livejournal.com]

Why would they need to send a leg bone anywhere...? o_0 Maybe I'm just slow. On another note, I love your layout, I've never even seen that Shishido&Ohtori pic before <3 <3

[crayonsun.livejournal.com]

*ahem* ...and then I read the whole comment. Never mind.

[ltgmars.livejournal.com]

We just like having leg bones around, donchaknow. :D





I loves me mah ToriShishi. :3 And datenshi_blue made the layout for me... it's lovely, ne~?

[crayonsun.livejournal.com]

The first one I know, but never seen the second pic, thanks. Lunch time~

The legbone thing is creepy, especially since it reminds me of a dream I had a while ago. Brrh. :S

[ltgmars.livejournal.com]

It's one of the new "schooltime" bromides. Naturally, they're together. :D

You have creepy dreams, I take it. ><

[crayonsun.livejournal.com]

Sou ka... new bromides, eh. Time to do some digging, apparently. :D

And not all the time, thankfully. I hate those kind of dreams (like most people).

[ruebert.livejournal.com]

Ohtori's lack of teeth disturbs me. That just ain't natural. Tori, honey, did you leave your dentures at home?

[eightsheep.livejournal.com]

That's hilarious!
where do you work, nezzie?

[ltgmars.livejournal.com]

Electrical Engineering at Notre Dame. Usually nothing happens, but I guess even we get gems every once in a while. XD